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[Charlie the Unicorn]

O M G

I decided to wait 'til the 50th time I watched this to finally review it. This wouldn't be nearly as funny if the voices were less annoying and the animations were better.

We (my sister, my friend and I) actually took 45 minutes of our time to watch this movie enough that we could write down every word of the entire movie (Including the candy mountain song). We assigned parts (I being charlie, the letter "y", and the leopluradon), and then memorized our lines and performed it for all of our friends. Maybe we could tape it one day so you can watch us. And who knows, we could even make ourselves some unicorn costumes.

Thanks for the amazing movie TypeQueen!

TypeQueen responds:

Thank you for such a great compliment. I am glad you enjoyed the movie.

[Animation Tutorial Pt. 2]

Eh...

There is no shading, the head and body are nothing but shapes, the "real" eyes are extremely unreal, the guy has no elbows or knees, and you curse at somebody that's trying to help you. I can definitely see why this has a low score. You honestly do need to try harder if you are going to call that a good walking cartoon, and if you are going to call yourself a good flash animator.

Smoke-Tower responds:

you know what.. yeah I dont like tutorials anyways im not making any no more because im tired of teaching people because they all abunch of idiot retards.... and your tutorial pretty good that anime one... so yeah... well then im animating my self so fuck all you noobs that cant do shit!

-Justin :)

[Anime Tutorial 1]

Not bad.

The eyes were very good alone, but when you put them on the face, they didn't fit right. The descriptions of how to draw the mouth or nose or hair (which was also good, but not finished) were not elaborate, and there was no back button! What if I wanted to go back and see the eyes one more time? Also, that was not every angle, that was 2, and the one from the side was very mishapen. I regret giving this a 3 as I did, it deserves more of a 2. You got lucky.

SacredElements responds:

yeah, i see what you mean, the one i'm working on is having information buttons for a step-by-step of each part, ' elaborately'

i can draw with the tools on the computer so as i said before, im going to scan the image, then im going to trace it, my paper drawing are much better.

^^ tnx for voting.

[littleFoot]

Adam Phillips has done it once again

Why does it seem that every single Bitey story is flawless? Probably because each one is. I have always admired your art and your talent. I am quite excited to see what happens to him. This gets a five from me, and then some.

chluaid responds:

thanks dude :D

[Happy Halloween Collab]

Wha?

I would have given it a zero, but I liked the menu, good job ThreeStar. The only reason this probably isn't blammed is because you guys got five thousand of your friends to vote it a five. And how in God's creation did this make it to the front page? It is quite sad, and it's hard to be proud of doing nothing more than distorting an object, adding a tween, and putting in deafening music.

GunningSoul responds:

Thousards?
Look at the positive review here, if there anything of a thousard persons voting for this movie, it's haters downvoting it.
The Star Syndicate had 120 members during it's more populated days, it's hardly a thousard. And hardly all even care voting.
SIR
I demand a duel, the weapon of choice is to be musketeer swords.
Shall we meet under the bridge and have a quick match to the death?
Oh wait, I wanted to invite you to eat a cake, not to duel you, silly me.
EAT A CAKE NOW
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